Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Win a ZOOP dive computer ROUND 2!!!

Hello my faithful fans and followers!

Well those crazy kids at Blue Season Bali have done it again! They are giving away ANOTHER Sunnto dive computer! Were you overwhelmed with jealousy when I won the last one?? Well now's your chance to join me!! Sooo what do you need to do?
Similar to last time, all you need to do is write about your PADI instructor. This time is a little different because you can write about any PADI course you've taken, not just your Open Water. Tell Blue Season why they were so awesome, attach a few pictures, post it on their blog and VOILA! You too could be the proud owner of a new ZOOP dive computer. Need a little help? Not sure what to write? Check out my submission (it's posted a while back - scroll down below to "a sign of things to come").
I would LOVE for someone I know to win this. Then when I win Best Dive Job, you can come to Bali and spend the day with me, Blue Season Bali and our new dive computers :)



For some reason the blog at the moment is shoots back to the original ZOOP competition from November but the email I just received is below:

This month, as part of the Best Dive Job in the World competition we are offering all of you the chance to win a FREE Suunto Zoop Dive Computer.
All you have to do to win is tell us all about your PADI Instructor.  Tell us why your PADI Instructor was so good, how they helped you, how they motivated you for scuba diving, anything that you can remember about your experiences when you completed a PADI course.
To enter just post your photo and text onto our blog, we will review it an then publish is, assuming it is suitable for public consumption that is :)
Competition opens on the 10th January 2012 and closes on the 24th January 2012 . We will announce the winner on the 27th January 2012 - if you are the lucky winner we will send you an email and then you arrange to send you the Suunto Dive Computer.


Yipeee!!
The link they posted is HERE . Once again, it seem to be linking to the last competition page but have no fear. The info above was received by yours truly only 2 days ago.

Yipeee! Fun!
J


Of course, while you're at it don't forget to support my campaign to win
1) like my facebook fan page HERE
2) Post a comment on my application page HERE (scroll waaaay down and tell them why I'm awesome)
3) cross your fingers and send good vibes my way :)

Sunday, January 1, 2012

LET'S MAKE 2012 THE YEAR OF JOE ZEILER AND THE BEST DIVE JOB IN THE WORLD!!!!


Well, 2012 is finally upon us and with the beginning of a new year comes endless possibilities. I just read Kenzo Kiren's dive blog (the winner of last years Best Dive Job competition) and he talked about how much his life has changed in the last 12 months since winning the competition. From the kitchen of Earl's restaurant in Vancouver to the beaches of Bali, Kenzo is living the dream...actually he's living MY dream!! Like Kenzo I've spent some time reflecting recently on the past 12 months.

A lot has happened, a lot has changed. I welcomed my new little niece Abigail into the world, I've been to Bali, Hong Kong, Canada, Malaysia, Bali again. I've dived, I've studied, I've boxed. I've been promoted, I've given my notice that I'm not coming back to work next school year. I've survived floods, a Thai election that saw the sister of Thaksin take the helm, school closures and shake ups.  I've met amazing new people and had amazing new experiences. Life is good. It's hard to imagine that it could possibly get much better but as Kenzo has proven, the dream is within anyone's grasp. I've been fighting with full force for this thing and I'm not giving up until the winner is announced on March 15th. Anyone who knows me knows that I put 110% into everything I do. Winning crazy dive competitions is no exception :)

But in all seriousness, the support that I have received over the last 3 months has been truly amazing. I am often completely speechless when I take a second to consider how many people have been supporting me from all over the world. So many amazing friends have been there plugging along right beside me. Some I haven't spoken to in years have popped out of the woodwork to help me out. Others are people I've never met before which amazes me even more. My Facebook fan page has 362 fans and only about half of them are my actual friends. The rest are people who, for one reason or another, have felt that I deserve the support. Those are the people who amaze me the most. The growing support for this blog is also amazing. There are hits from countries all over the world. From places where I'm sure I don't know anybody. The ongoing battle in this competition has taught me many things, the incredible reach of social media is pretty high up there. Unbelievable.  

Anyway, I'd like to take this moment to once again thank everyone who has taken time out of their busy days to pop a comment on my application page on the blog, to snap a support photo, to like my fanpage and to check out this little bloggy peice of the cyberworld. Every single thing that any of you have done has not gone unappreciated. I feel truly blessed to have such an amazing group of people behind me.

cliche moment coming up...just a warning

Even if I don't win, I'm coming out a winner because I have been reminded of how amazing all of you are.


Thank you so much again! I can't thank you all enough. Please stay tuned and keep the support coming. There are still 2 months left in the competition (it closes on Feb.28th) and anything can happen up until then. I'm fighting to the bitter end, hope you're all along for the ride :)

Happy 2012, let's rock this year like it's 1999.

Here's to the adventures ahead
J

Here's the important places if you need reminding

  • Facebook fan page HERE - give it a like! All the cool kids are doing it!
  • Application page HERE - scrolll WAAAAY down to the bottom and leave a comment telling Blue Season Bali why I deserve to win
I'm also starting a global support photo campaign with pics streaming in from around the world ( you can check out the ones so far on my fan page and on the Best Dive Job blog). If you want a copy of the sign pop a comment on my FB fan page and I'll email it to you...or make your own!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Send me to the Harvard of diving!!!

Greetings faithful fans and followers.

Apologies for my recent lack of posting. The wind up to the end of term was full of reports, coursework marking, meetings, assemblies, more marking, more reports, more marking, planning....the list goes on and on. Anyway, I didn't have time to breathe, let alone xmas shop or sleep. But now it's all over for a few weeks and I'm back for a brief stop back home in Canada to see the family, eat some cheese and prepare for New Years on Koh Tao!!! Yup, couldn't resist my favorite place in Thailand. What is New Years without diving and buckets right?? Me + whaleshark = best new years ever. Me + whaleshark followed by me + buckets = even better!!


Anyway, now that I have a few minutes to breathe I thought I would take a minute to write a bit about this mysterious place called Blue Season Bali (BSB) which is sponsoring the contest that I am fighting so hard to win. Ya, I like them because they have put together this amazing competition but it's not just the free dive internship that has me so stoked, it's the company that's putting it on that's made me dead set on winning. It's the perfect combination of the best programme, the best location and the best diving! HEAVEN!!!


So if you weren't sure why you should be supporting me before, I'm going to show you how freaking awesome this place is so that there is no way you can avoid supporting me.


Being a teacher, my head is never far from the relentless grip of academia so I can find no better way to approach the topic than to compare it to that which invades my subconscious endlessly.


Blue Season Bali - The Harvard of the diving world. A comparative study

 


Ahhh Harvard, the height of the Academic world. The pillar of brainwave activity and the birthplace of greatness. Harvard is the cheese, if you manage to get in there you're set for life. Award winning work, the best professors, the best courses, the best reputation, not to mention the lovely campus set in beautiful surroundings! It's the full package indeed.


Coincidentally, Blue Season Bali shares many of the same qualities!


Award winning work
Last Year Blue Season Bali was given the PADI "Platinum Development Award" for S.E Asia and they have also been awarded the PADI "Green Star Award" for their conservation and eco work around Bali!  


Best professors 
Considering Blue Season Bali's reputation, it's understandable that they only have the best PADI instructors and ECO specialists. BSB has the only full time multiple platinum PADI course director in all of Indonesia, some of the most experienced Tec diving instructors, as well as an in house marine biologist! Additionally, all the DMs and PADI instructors are top notch! I know, I've already dived with them. These guys know their stuff!
They are always ready to guide happy fun divers (such as myself) out to find Mola Mola, Mantas, turtles and all their friends. I've dived with Putu and Wayan during my two times out with BSB and these guys are the BOMB! On both trips I have seen amazing stuff, stuff that some people hope to see their entire lives but never do! Yes, yes I know it's all the luck of the draw and mother nature will put what she wants in front of your mask but having the knowledge of these guys guiding you can't hurt :)  Being local they know these spots like the back of their hand. In Thailand you'd be hard pressed to find a local DM but everywhere I've dived in Indonesia there are plenty of local DMs who seem to know the reef and the wildlife better than anyone else. I'm so excited at the possibility of learning from these guys. I think there are certain things that only a local can teach, especially in a land as complicated and multi-faceted as Bali.

       
 Seriously, who looks like more fun? BSB instructors or Harvard professors?

The best courses 
If you want it Blue Season Bali can teach it! From Discovery Scuba for the freshies to OW and AOW to DM training, IDC, Tec diving and Eco courses they offer it all. They also have an amazing selection of internship programs that can take you from newbie to professional over a span of weeks to 7 months! (here's hoping those 7months are mine!!) Recently they've introduced a super cool Eco internship where you not only improve your diving but you learn all about reef restoration and protection and wildlife conservation. How cool is that! If the gods of SCUBA allow me to win this thing I am going to take advantage of everything this place has to offer. I'm going to be preserving and restoring and diving and Tec'ing - when at the Harvard of the diving world it makes sense to take advantage right?


The best reputation 
When choosing an institution of higher learning you always want to be sure that it can deliver. Blue Season Bali has a 100% pass rate on their ICD PADI instructor courses. That means noone has failed! Compared to other shops they take a bit more time with their courses to ensure that students know exactly what they are doing. If you're going to invest your time and money in a course as intense as the IDC (instructor development course) you want to make sure that you're going to get the best. Clearly BSB delivers.

 
100% pass rate! Can't beat that!

Lovely setting in beautiful surroundings 
Blue Season has not one but three different dive shops on the island of Bali. One in Sanur, one in Pura Jati (othewise known as PJ) and one near Menjangan Island. If I win I'll be spending most of my time at their shop in Sanur and living near there as well. The Sanur shop is where they do all their PADI development traning and their closest shop to Nusa Penida. The two times that I've dived with BSB I've left from here. It's a nice little centre snuggled off the main road in what I imagine used to be an old Balinese house. They've put in a nice deep dive training pool and have set up a really relaxed and friendly atmosphere for the people who are working, learning and diving there. I imagine that doing your PADI DM and diving instructor course can get stressful at times, lucky for those at BSB the shop is chill and there are tons of people around always (to help with those difficult assignments!) It's the type of place where you can feel comfy having beer when not diving, hunkering down in their classroom and getting things done or meeting the customers who come from all over the world to dive with Bali's Mantas, Mola Mola and other fishies inhabitants.
As for the lovely surroundings...well it's freaking BALI! Things don't get much more picturesque than that. Palms, temples, beaches, volcanoes, mountains covered in lush terraced rice paddies, islands, arid plains... it's amazing. You can't walk down the street in Bali without hearing the distant sound of the gamelan and smelling the insense rising from the hundreds of offerings that can be found on every street corner and shop front. Bali is a truly amazing place both above and below the waves!



 



I could post a million more photos here of how beautiful Bali is but I'm getting depressed looking at them as I sit here in the frosty, drizzly Vancouver winter so I'm going to stop...

So my faithful fans and friends, if you weren't sure why you should support me before, I hope this has enlightened you a little. Help me win! Send me to the Harvard of the diving world and help me live my dream!!

If you want to learn more about Blue Season Bali click HERE to check out all their programmes and courses. Check them out, get excited for me and help me win!!

To help me out here's what you need to do
1) join my fan page on FB HERE
2) visit my application page on the Best Dive Job blog HERE and leave a comment of support by scrolling waaaaay down to the bottom and telling BSB why I deserve to spend some quality time with them!

Keep checking back to the blog for other info and quality tidbits!

Cheers from the battlefield!
J

Thursday, December 1, 2011

A sign of things to come??....I sure hope so!

A few weeks ago I posted about one of the mini-contests Blue Season Bali is running as part of their Best Dive Job in the world contest. This one was to win a free Suunto ZOOP dive computer. I figured that I couldn't run about talking about how great the mini-contests are without entering myself so, I submitted an entry myself. Guess what?? I WON!!! I am now the proud owner of a brand new dive computer!! Here's hoping this is a sign of things to come (and not a consolation prize because I'm not going to win the big prize I so desperately want!!)

All I had to do was write them about my PADI OW instructor and why he/she was so wonderful. Lucky for me I had 2 instructors who were very noteworthy! I've pasted my submission below. Hooray for me! I'm on a roll!!!

Simon leading us into the deep blue (we were following a 4 meter whale shark on our OW dive #3!!)
Two years ago I let my friends convince me to get my PADI Open Water ticket during a week long holiday on the sandy shores of Koh Tao, Thailand’s diving mecca. I must admit that it took some serious convincing as I wasn’t sure that I wanted to spend my holiday doing something that if done incorrectly would…well, kill me.  Putting your life in the hands of someone you’ve never met is an interesting prospect and one that I was not too terribly comfortable with.  Understandably, as I walked into the small OW classroom to start my course, it was the one thing I couldn’t get out of my head. To my disappointment we did not get to meet our instructor on that first night. Instead we spent the first evening of our course embarking on an instructorless thrill ride through a catalogue of PADI videos on the mysterious world of dive signals and “washing all your equipment in fresh water.”  Much to my relief, I managed to make it through day one of my OW experience without drowning…or even getting wet for that matter. Clearly satisfied by the fact that I was still holding my life in my own hands, I ticked off day one -so far, so good. 
We met our instructor on day two of our course – Simon Garrity…the man, the myth, the legend of Koh Tao diving. Although we didn’t know it at the time, we were lucky enough to score one of the most qualified instructors at the resort, arguably on the island, and as I would soon find out, I had no reason to worry about tossing him my life wrapped up in a regulator. Even better, we ended up with not one but two instructors! Being a group of 6, the course was a little packed so Ms. Jodie Roberts, a second instructor, came along to even things out. As we soon found out, doubling your instructors definitely doubles you fun.



Simon - PADI instructor extraordinaire
Jodie demonstrating that losing your mask will not make you drown



Before my first descent I made it clear to Simon and Jodie that I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to breathe, that my mask would flood, that I wouldn’t be able to equalize, that my air would suddenly turn off, that I’d get lost never to be found again or that I would be eaten by a shark.  Although it sounds ridiculous now, to the virgin diver, these scenarios are not just possibilities, they are inevitable truths! Truths that needed to be brought to the attention of these dive instructors who clearly didn’t understand the life threatening situation they were about to throw me into! Luckily for me, Simon and Jodie were not only pros underwater, they were pros above water too. It takes a certain talent to calm someone out of their irrational fears; you can’t just tell them they are wrong, you need to convince them that they will be ok. I’m sure my slight panic was more of an annoyance than anything for Simon and Jodie but they never let on. They sat me down and went step by step through all the reasons why none of the above was likely to happen. They then went through how they would fix each of these problems (including me being eaten by a shark) if they were to arise. They didn’t laugh at my insecurities or make me feel stupid for being afraid. Instead, they made me feel as though I was going through something that every diver has experienced at some point or another and that it was totally normal. Confidence renewed, I took the plunge.
The next 3 days were spent going through the motions of a PADI open water course. Our days were filled with what I can only assume were the usual problems and panics of any OW course, all of which Simon and Jodie handled with sensitivity and professionalism. I can remember one particular moment where we were asked to remove and replace our regulators. One member of our group took a small bit of water in when replacing hers and began to cough as she took her first breath. Terrified, she tried to bolt to the surface. Simon gently took hold of her BDC and placed one hand on her regulator to keep it in her mouth while Jodie came over and made a slow “in and out” motion with both her hands to calm the girl’s breathing down. They both looked her clearly in the eyes and although they were in complete silence, you could tell that they were telling her she was going to be fine. If it wasn’t for Simon and Jodie’s quick but calm reaction, I am pretty sure that the student would have quit the second she hit the surface.  Luckily, she quickly relaxed and we continued on with the skill sets.  Similar scenarios played themselves over the next few days. Regulators where kicked out by accident, Trigger fish were approached unknowingly, masks leaked and fins fell off but through all of it, Simon and Jodie remained calm and supportive both above and below the water. None of us, no matter how silly our mistakes, were ever made to feel stupid or unable. Yes, we had a few beer fines here and there (of  which I was usually on the distributing end rather than the receiving) but they made sure it was always in good fun and never discouraging.
I entered my PADI OW course apprehensive to say the least. I did not feel even remotely confident living like a fish and was sure it would end tragically. Yes, Simon and Jodie taught me all the skills I needed to be safe underwater but it wasn’t the skills that kept me in one piece down there, it was the confidence that they instilled in me both on the surface and under the waves. I never felt as if I was in trouble because I had seen firsthand how Simon and Jodie could remove the panic from even the most frenzied diver with simple hand gestures and a reassuring touch. The day we finished out OW we all decided that we would head straight into our advanced…as long and Simon and Jodie remained our instructors. We have remained friends ever since. Some instructors might lay on the charm and the friendliness to get the extra students or the tip at the end of the course but for Simon and Jodie, their friendship is as genuine as their care for their students and that’s what makes them both amazing PADI OW instructors.
Simon and Jodie (3rd and 4th from the right) enjoying their beer fines with another successful group of  PADI Open Water divers J


Cheers from the winner's circle (the mini one that is)
J

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Dick of the day....Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

Prime Minister Harper indicating by a show of fingers how many sharks will be left in the sea by the time his government decides to ban the importing of shark fins

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a dick on many levels. His political views make him a dick, his policies make him a dick, even his hair cut makes him look like a dick...quite literally. But today, he made sure to further enshrine himself in the "Temple of Dicks" by declaring that Canada will not ban shark fins.
My analysis of this declaration: Prime Minister Harper  - YOU ARE A DICK!


Let's listen in on his comments regarding a recent national petition campaign by the NDP fisheries critic and Shark Truth Vancouver calling on the federal government to ban the importing of shark fins:

”Canada does not favour a ban of shark fins. We do, however, and we’ve been very clear that Canada supports only the humane harvesting of sharks.”
                                                                             - Stephen Harper,
                                              dickhead extraordinaire and destroyer of mother nature

Seriously, how the hell can you fin a shark humanely? It's not like they anesthetize them or someting? It's not like the fins will grow back and the shark will swim off happily. It's not even like they keep the meat? I guess Stephen Harper plans on going on the finning boats to check that they meet his high standards or "humane" finning...whatever the hell that means. And what the hell is he doing saying "Canada" does not favour a ban? I bet if Stephen Harper put out a national vote asking "is it important to you that Canada continues to import shark fins" the resounding answer would probably be "no" because most people don't eat it in Canada and I would hope that many more can spot barbarism for the sake of a few dollars when it's staring them in the face.


Well Mr. Harper, congratulations!! You've rightrously upheld your position as an insensitive dickhead who is out of touch with reality yet again and this time you've also made sure to ensure tens of thousands of innocent sharks are slaughtered for a bowl of freaking soup! When I left Canda what seems like a million years ago....well it was more like 10...but anyway...when I left, I swore I'd never move back home as long as there was a dickhead in the Prime Minister's chair. Sorry friends and family back home...I think you might as well just give up on me ever returning for more than a quick xmas hello.


If you'd like the read the full article in the Vancouver Sun you can do so by clicking HERE



Cheers from the fishbowl
J

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Koh Tao Dive Briefing - Dry Land edition


As we all know, the diving lifestyle isn't just about the fishies and their friends. It's also living and travelling to amazing locations, living life on white sand beaches and meeting people from all over the world. Divers are known for their adventurous spirit, their laid back outlook on life and their general friendliness but let's not forget the other thing divers can do pretty well...party.

It's pretty difficult to wash up on white sandy shores and not indulge in a little bit of island style "R&R". For many of us who are travelling divers it's often a difficult balance between those 6am wakeup calls on dive days and those 6am bedtimes after a night out at a beach hut bar under the palms. My recent flood induced escape to Koh Tao was one such balancing act. Fortunately...or is that unfortunately?... the surprise "get the hell outta Bangkok because the deluge is coming" nature of this particular vacation meant that finances were a bit low and I couldn't afford to dive much...which left extra time for every diver's other favorite past time...viva la beverage! viva la dancing! and while in Thailand: viva la bucket, viva la fire dancing, viva la vida !                                              


Fellow evacuee Carrie seems to be able to resist the temptation for long enough to smile for the camera. Me on the other hand, has apparently been glamoured by the irresistable powers of a bucket of strawberry margaritas.

                                                                                                 
Koh Tao is a pretty small place and the area where most of the dive shops, hotels and restaurants are is pretty condensed and centralized along a strip of beach called Haad Sairee. A night out on a beach in Thailand tends to be pretty much the same whereever you happen wash up. Music, pillows on the beach and boys spinning fire. It also contains all of the following:
1) drinks of questionable alcoholic quality served in plastic sandcastle pails
2) drunk young European/Austrailan tourists skinny dipping
3) drunk young European tourists trying to pick up other drunk young European/Australian tourists
4) enterprising Thai bar boys trying to pick up drunk European/Australian tourists
5) drunk European/Australian tourists who think they are invinsible running through flamming skipping ropes while the Burmese fire boys laugh their asses off as the singed eyebrows and leg hair piles up. 
6) some sweet ass dancing by all of the people mentioned above plus a few Thais tossed in for good measure
7) DMs, instructors, and DMTs all dipping in to the above activities to varying degrees

As you can imagine nothing, I repeat NOTHING beats people watching on a night out on Haad Sairee. 

I boogied, I drank, I watched in awe... it was worth every sip of my bucket of...sex on the beach. I shudder to think that I was drinking that sludge by the bucketful but hey, they get tastier the more you drink.

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words...I'll just leave it up to you to fill in the blanks.


Fellow evacuees, my brother and neice, recovering from a night out on the buckets.
  



When you look at this man and say "Hey I could do that...no problem!!"
You've clearly had too many buckets.
As too many drunken tourists have found out the hard way...
NO, you CANNOT do that!!! Unless you plan on burning off most of your body hair!
Oh liquid courage! It doesn't just affect one's confidence in the game of love!!!





Who says that dogs can't enjoy a night out on Haad Sairee too? I found this lovely young lady excellent company and she didn't try to steal my drink while I wasn't looking! 


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Epic Jenga...'nuff said



And after a long night out it sure doesn't hurt to wake up to this...


I'm gonna miss you Koh Tao!


Cheers from the evacuation zone
J


Friday, November 11, 2011

Win stuff!!! All the cool kids are doing it!

Hello again faithful followers!


Well Blue Season Bali have done it again! It's mini-contest #2!

"Oh Joe! This is so exciting!!! What does Blue Season Bali want to give me this time??"

Well I'm glad you asked!

How about a new Suunto Zoop dive computer!!! Yes! It could be all yours! No more pesky dive tables, no more floating above your dive leader all dive, no more guessing how cold the water was! Fantastic! The freedom! The excitement! The piece of mind!


"Holy Crap Joe, that's awesome!!! So how do I win??"

I'm glad you asked that too!!
All you have to do is tell Blue Season Bali about your PADI OW instructor. Tell them why your instructor was good and what they did to help you become the super diver you are today.

You can get all the info on how to enter by clicking HERE

Good Luck my dive buddies!
Let's all Win!!!

Cheers from the fishbowl
J